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zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

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ultrafacts:

musingsofabunyip:

ultrafacts:

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Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead of balloons. I also need to know how he trapped people.

He took a bullock’s intestines, cleaned them thoroughly from within so that only the rubbery exterior remained: an intact, elastic empty tube. He tied one end to a blacksmith’s bellows, then inflated the tubes to such an enormous size that the person he had duped into watching his ‘experiment’ would be trapped in a corner of the room by the balloons.

ultrafacts:

musingsofabunyip:

ultrafacts:

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Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead of balloons. I also need to know how he trapped people.

He took a bullock’s intestines, cleaned them thoroughly from within so that only the rubbery exterior remained: an intact, elastic empty tube. He tied one end to a blacksmith’s bellows, then inflated the tubes to such an enormous size that the person he had duped into watching his ‘experiment’ would be trapped in a corner of the room by the balloons.

socialjusticekoolaid:

"All I did — what I did was — was release the videotape to you, because I had to," Jackson told reporters on Aug. 15 when asked why he released the robbery footage. "I’d been sitting on it, but I — too many people put in a [Freedom of Information Act] request for that thing, and I had to release that tape to you."

Writing for The Blot, Matthew Keys reports that the police department did not receive any specific requests for the videotape.

"A review of open records requests sent to the Ferguson Police Department found that no news organization, reporter or individual specifically sought the release of the surveillance tape before police distributed it on Aug. 15," Keys writes.

Journalist Andrew Perez also said that he has tried to get the documents to show who sent FOIA requests for the recording.

"I requested all requests for the videotape too, and they produced a ton of docs but no requests for the tape," Perez tweeted.

Perez also tweeted that, when asked, Ferguson Police spokesperson Tim Zoll couldn’t think of any specific requests for the tape.

Your daily reminder the Ferguson Police Department participated in a large-scale conspiracy to slander and demonize Michael Brown, while protecting his murderer, fellow officer Darren Wilson. How and why anyone could still be defending these armed thugsis beyond me. #staywoke #farfromover 

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bri-loves-cats:

ramblingsarcasm:

king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

Want

Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

WHAT.

Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.

(via sahanaohana)

itspartyrehab:

Cervesas Preparadas Recipe | Smirnoff Preparadas Recipe
Ingredients: 
Smirnoff Ice (Mango or Tropical Fruit is my favorite)
Lemon or Limes
Chamoy Powder
Candy (Gummy Bears, Sour Strips, Gummy Worms, or any other candy you want)
Chile Powder
Fruit (Cherries, Strawberries, Mango, or whatever fruit you want)
Chamoy Liquid
Instructions:We recommend fresh fruit over canned. You can add or take away any ingredient you don’t like or substitute it for something else. You can also choose the Smirnoff flavor of your choice. Smirnoff makes many flavors of their drinks so pick your favorite flavor & work around it. If you like apples then you get the Smirnoff Green Apple flavor drink & add fresh diced apples to your taste.This Smirnoff Preparada drink is very popular in deep south Texas. It was invented in Mexico & has migrated across the border to Texas. Here in the valley drive-thru stores you can pick up one of these drinks for about $8.00 each. It’s a 24oz cup served with a 12oz Smirnoff Ice malt beverage flavor of your choice.
Add ice
Pour in Smirnoff Ice of your choice
Add fruits and candies to the top of the glass.
Add seasonings, fruit seasonings, and chamoy liquid to your liking.
Enjoy!

itspartyrehab:

Cervesas Preparadas Recipe | Smirnoff Preparadas Recipe

Ingredients:

  • Smirnoff Ice (Mango or Tropical Fruit is my favorite)
  • Lemon or Limes
  • Chamoy Powder
  • Candy (Gummy Bears, Sour Strips, Gummy Worms, or any other candy you want)
  • Chile Powder
  • Fruit (Cherries, Strawberries, Mango, or whatever fruit you want)
  • Chamoy Liquid

Instructions:

We recommend fresh fruit over canned. You can add or take away any ingredient you don’t like or substitute it for something else. You can also choose the Smirnoff flavor of your choice. Smirnoff makes many flavors of their drinks so pick your favorite flavor & work around it. If you like apples then you get the Smirnoff Green Apple flavor drink & add fresh diced apples to your taste.

This Smirnoff Preparada drink is very popular in deep south Texas. It was invented in Mexico & has migrated across the border to Texas. Here in the valley drive-thru stores you can pick up one of these drinks for about $8.00 each. It’s a 24oz cup served with a 12oz Smirnoff Ice malt beverage flavor of your choice.

  1. Add ice
  2. Pour in Smirnoff Ice of your choice
  3. Add fruits and candies to the top of the glass.
  4. Add seasonings, fruit seasonings, and chamoy liquid to your liking.
  5. Enjoy!
luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

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jediw0lf:

Little known fact: Elvis is Kurt Russel

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